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Let's start WW3! (story chain remake)

#1
Okay, so this time let’s actually start a war and not a random nonsensical discussion.
I’ll start.

John Wick opens the fridge.
Meanwhile, Senator John Cena was walking outside, while the great Clousems was strolling in the park.
#2
Suddenly Wassim intervened and asked himself "WhAt HaPpEnINg NoW?! StArTeD WoRlD wAr ThReE?!?!?!?!?"
He was about to ask Clousems when all of a sudden Biden jumps in and says "Pineapple on pizza is fine".
0.001 miliseconds later we were in the middle of WW3. There were the POP (Pineapple On Pizza) likers and POP haters. It came down to mere numbers...
#3
@WassimBerbar said in #2:
> Suddenly Wassim intervened and asked himself "WhAt HaPpEnINg NoW?! StArTeD WoRlD wAr ThReE?!?!?!?!?"
> He was about to ask Clousems when all of a sudden Biden jumps in and says "Pineapple on pizza is fine".
> 0.001 miliseconds later we were in the middle of WW3. There were the POP (Pineapple On Pizza) likers and POP haters. It came down to mere numbers...
Then this commented got deleted for “speedrunning WW3”
#5
Suddenly, Poland calls article five on Russia because a missile hit them again, and this time it was not Ukrainian.
#6
@R00KB4 said in #5:
> Suddenly, Poland calls article five on Russia because a missile hit them again, and this time it was not Ukrainian.
Then, the McDonald's clown wipes out 95.6% of humanity, while Biden helps.
#8
@LordSupremeChess said in #1:
> Okay, so this time let’s actually start a war and not a random nonsensical discussion.
> I’ll start.
>
> John Wick opens the fridge.
> Meanwhile, Senator John Cena was walking outside, while the great Clousems was strolling in the park.
whyd you bring @clousems into this?