I’m back!

@PrashantSrikanth said in #10:
> then I came back home

And my mom hit me with her sister’s shoe and then she....

@ThisUsernameIsNotFun said in #11:
> And my mom hit me with her sister’s shoe and then she....
Fell asleep

@PrashantSrikanth said in #12:
> Fell asleep

On my grandpa’s bed and my grandpa....

@ThisUsernameIsNotFun said in #13:
> On my grandpa’s bed and my grandpa....
was on it too

@ThEsMaRtgIrL_2012 said in #14:
> was on it too

And he yelled at mom for sleeping on top of him as she didn’t see him and her weight was so much that grandpa’s bones got almost fractured and then dad came home after 50 years and said, “I’m back with the milk and......

@ThisUsernameIsNotFun said in #15:
> And he yelled at mom for sleeping on top of him as she didn’t see him and her weight was so much that grandpa’s bones got almost fractured and then dad came home after 50 years and said, “I’m back with the milk and......
and then saw mom and said I m going to get some yoghurt and didnt come back for another 50 years

@PrashantSrikanth said in #10:
> then I came back home
then I decided to play the chess tournament in school and won

excuse me, why did they ban you in the first place?

@Random_Noob_787 said in #17:
> then I decided to play the chess tournament in school and won

Than a bad mouse hit me with its truck

which was reaching speeds of 0.00000000001 mm per millenium