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How to sit on chair

I am not know how sit on chair i have stand from 1000years teach please
1) Place the chair on the table with the four legs facing up.
2) Get on the table
3) Choose one of the legs of the chair and stand on it so that your two feet are on either side of the leg
4) Bend quickly with the back staying at the same angle.
Mazel Tov! Now you will never forget how to sit on a chair!
1)go find a chair
2) grab the chair
3) move your muscles and bend your knees
4) bend your knees until your bottom reaches
5) get comfy
6) dont fall off
Here are the steps
1) Find the chair in your home
2) Go find something very pointed and sharp in your home
3) Place the chair then put that pointed and sharp object on the chair
4) Then stand on the chair between the printed and sharp object
5) Then put the legs down
6) Then Put your kidneys between the pointed and sharp object while putting your legs down

Done You now sat on the chair :)
@Xx_Cassidy_xX said in #5:
> 1)go find a chair
> 2) grab the chair
> 3) move your muscles and bend your knees
> 4) bend your knees until your bottom reaches
> 5) get comfy
> 6) dont fall off
uh im having trouble with the first and last instructions
@devastatingly-hot said in #3:
> 1) Place the chair on the table with the four legs facing up.
> 2) Get on the table
> 3) Choose one of the legs of the chair and stand on it so that your two feet are on either side of the leg
> 4) Bend quickly with the back staying at the same angle.
> Mazel Tov! Now you will never forget how to sit on a chair!
i tried telling gravity to f off but he isn't so i broke my neck sitting on my chair:(
@theodorecalexico said in #8:
> i tried telling gravity to f off but he isn't so i broke my neck sitting on my chair:(
Maybe pact with the gravity and offer gravity to stop graviting in the chair and you?