Wanna play the openings better?

Kings Crush red tube is strong player, I must beat one day blindfolded and spun after a dizzy bat race.

Everyone knows it as the Bongcloud Defense. Clearly Kim Jong Un is keeping that information away from one of North Korea's weakest players.

now resort to lies clever tactic but fail. who here ever hear of bongcloud defense?
you call me weak see you to scared to play me bongcloud match and lose

А я?

sibirica1 has heard of bongcloud defense and he is much stronger player than you. (Then again, everyone is stronger than you) That is why he is asking for the refutation of the Bongcloud Defense. I'm not afraid to play you in a Bongcloud match. I'm more afraid of what's going to happen Kim Jong Un is going to do to you after you lose the match to me!

nuke u country? u probably pay you friend sibirica1 only person ever hear abouit

sorry i do not know her

we speak at the end of the meeting. empty talk

Stop arguing, you bring shame to Pyongyang ! !

I no bring shame I defend Supreme Leader honor against capitalist pig