Why is chess better than sex?

@Sappho_CGN said in #32:
> @alexObby21
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> It is no fun for you? What else .... a task?
No, but I love hot dogs better.

It's not.

Only if you're mating with Hillary Clinton

Well, for one thing I don't have to wash the sheets after playing chess, but I do have to wash them after a man thrusts his throbbing erectile into my feminine center.

@alexObby21

OK ... hotdogs are hotter than ... . And the sauce on them tastes better.

@Sweatergirl

Wow! Don't think I've ever had a woman say
Thrust your throbbing erectile
Into my feminine center.

Actually I have
Just not in those words

They usually say en passant baby en passant.

@Sweatergirl said in #44:
> Well, for one thing I don't have to wash the sheets after playing chess, but I do have to wash them after a man thrusts his throbbing erectile into my feminine center.

İs the feminine center something like the center of the earth?

It's strange that such a subject is still there. World Guinness Book should get involved

@GriffinDaBeast said in #3:
> First you must have had sex to have an opinion
i.giphy.com/Ru9sjtZ09XOEg.webp

Sex and chess are similar. If your partner is ugly, you can always play blindfold. OTOH, give me a chessboard on a deserted island with Anna Cramling and I am contented.