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You said I’m rambling incoherently about time outs so now you believe me. Your ridiculous passive aggressive nonsense is boring. Clearly you have nothing good to say. You lie and I’m tired of you. Don’t bother pretending to speak intelligently with me. You clearly can’t read. And to say call 911. ? Wtf. You’re wasting my air. Idiot. Pawn whatever.
> You said I’m rambling incoherently [. . .] so now you believe me.

No, that’s not why I believe you. It’s incidental. (I never once doubted there was a timeout; from the beginning, I’ve only been trying to explain the reason for it.) As for the passage of your earlier comment which I said was incoherent, I have no idea what that particular sentence was supposed to mean. It wasn’t grammatically correct English, that’s why I said it was incoherent. Honestly, the string of words “And finally however decides the” is gibberish. “So many times of black start and pairing with players I haven’t being able” is scarcely better.

> You lie[.]

Nope. I tell the truth.

> You clearly can’t read.

I can read just fine; the problem is you can’t write.

> [C]all 911. ? Wtf.

It was a joke. 😉 You used the phrase “foul play,” which means murder. (If you meant something else, you should have said something else, was my point.)

I really should go to bed now, but thanks for the entertaining conversation.
A fking joke ??? Stop talking to me you shouldn’t talk in threads. You are no help. Plus grammatical?? We are texting in a thread not a dam novel. Wasting my air.
If you're upset about getting Black then you shouldn't play chess at all. This is so childish and immature.

Your frustration could be understandable for variants where White has a +2 starting advantage, but in standard chess it's absolutely harmless. Especially at U2000 level.
@Ranger15 you asked a question in a forum and you swear at people giving you responses? Perhaps that's why nobody is really willing to explain with you. People told you already that if you abort games, you will get timed out. That's how the site works. If somebody is cheating, block and report them. There are no reasons why you should abort every game as black and give excuses such as people are cheating. Plus from my side, you haven't been playing people with low stats, so that's clearly not the reason why you aborted so many games. If you can't select color on the phone, then don't play on the phone, it's that simple.

PS: if you want an answer by other people, you should start off by being kind and showing respect and listening to others. Otherwise if you're not going to listen, why do you ask?
You know, If you abort black all the time, you are more likely to get black? Pretty sure the site tries to ballance the number of black and white games you play.
Maybe you want to actually learn how to play black, you know. It's a possibility. What did you want us to say when you made this forum? We're replying with perfectly logical answers, and you're swearing at people who are replying to your forum? That's what happens when you make a public forum....people reply.

Don't even try to lie about how many games you get as black and white. We can see your stats.

Just stop, please. Learn how to play chess as black before you get onto Lichess(and us) about stupid topics.
Morons. Try to read a thread from beginning. The whole point of thread was having to start black every time I logged in. Only took half s thread to get answer. Instead of moderator or whoever being professional, they proceeded to make jokes and rant about personal opinions. My stats on games played ate about even but I wasn’t concerned about actually playing black. All you idiots without anything good to say, stay off my thread. I don’t care about your personal opinion.
Maybe it is time OP gets banned for swearing instead of just aborting games.
The more you call people morons and idiots, the better you're not trying to get an answer. If you haven't start a forum by calling this site bullsh*t and cheat, you would have gotten the answer long time ago. If you can't read, perhaps you shouldn't post thread either. All of us is giving you reasons and solutions for why you played black. You listened to none and swore at everybody, that's why people no longer wants to give you an answer. If you think people are going to make jokes about it, who's fault is that? Who's fault is it that you have to swear in every post? Plus why do you post in the first place if you know people are going to make fun of you?

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